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Still, with two glorious days ahead of us filled with few responsibilities and lots of mind-altering substances, I have a feeling we can make magic happen.


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May 27 Word of the Day. The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael.

A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes no pun intended to investigate.

The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder or softer it is to complete the task in hand snigger.

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The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so Beautiful lady wants casual sex Lakeview upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time.

Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her.

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Now thats what i call extreme DW". To have sex. I just got laid.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Getting laid means you have casual sex with someone, or non-casual sex with someone you don't really care for.

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You would never said you got laid by someone you love. The term is mostly used by guys, because most guys are insensitive pricks, but some girls use it too as some girls are insensitive pricks as well.

It's mostly used for telling your friends the day after. Guy: So, how did it go with the girl in the party last night? Guy2: All the way, dude.

I got laid! Guy: I just got laid, dude!

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